melocoton: (♡ unyan)
this is a jazzy fizzle producshizzle ([personal profile] melocoton) wrote2021-10-14 10:56 pm

colors halloween!


[community profile] colors_tcg halloween event, 2021!
replies may come from [personal profile] pronounces!


To TRICK Nazuna Nii-chan-
Tell him a really bad joke! (Your favorite dad joke.)
Make him embarrassed or try to make him stutter or mix up his words!
Sometimes, you can make him mad if you point out how cute he is!


To TREAT Nazuna Nii-chan-

Tell him a story about a teacher you had that you loved! You can use fake names if you want.

Tell him your favorite character right now, and what makes them your favorite!
magaru: (Default)

[personal profile] magaru 2021-11-11 03:27 pm (UTC)(link)
me: i keep seeing backstreet boys everywhere
therapist: tell me why
admiral: gwendolyn → odin sphere (Default)

[personal profile] admiral 2021-11-11 04:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Two fish are in a tank. One fish turns to the other fish and says




"Do you know how to drive this thing?"
kues: (ilya » dress of heaven)

[personal profile] kues 2021-11-11 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
The worst dad joke I can remember is when I went out to eat at a pizza joint with my parents years and years ago and the food came and my mom went to put salt on something, but noticed that all the condiment bottles on the table were empty.

So, shining gem that he is, my stepdad replies, "my God, we've been as-salt-ed!"

:')

trick or treat!
xehanoot: (★ A RAY OF LIGHT)

[personal profile] xehanoot 2021-11-13 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
trick or treat!!

i really love gentaro yumeno from hypnosis microphone... he is mysterious and a writer, and we still don't know a lot about him, but he has so much heart and love for his friends!!
scaleless: (mostima)

[personal profile] scaleless 2021-11-13 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
as i slide in 300 years late.....

back when i was in pre-school, i couldn't speak any english!! so i'd definitely struggle once kindergarten started, but my pre-school teacher went out of her way to make sure i was doing okay, and i'd usually just follow her around since i couldn't talk to anybody else, which she put up with like a champ. i was OBSESSED with the swings, so i'd drag her over there all the time -- and then one day, i said 'push me' in english to her!! lmao. so from then on, my english growth was explosive, and i had no problems with it

i was so young i don't actually remember her very well, but we still talk about her in my household because she holds a special place in our hearts, hehe
camilovesyou: (oikawa)

[personal profile] camilovesyou 2021-11-13 06:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Happy (very) belated Halloween!

Which bear is the most condescending? A pan-duh!
sunlitrains: (pic#15146221)

[personal profile] sunlitrains 2021-11-13 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Trick or Treat!

Why shouldn't you tell a secret in a cornfield?

Because the corn has ears.

Here's my candy post as well!
salamandroid: A very blue picture of the viewpoint of somebody looking up at a bunch of skyscrapers. (Default)

[personal profile] salamandroid 2021-11-14 03:12 pm (UTC)(link)
What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
mori: (Default)

[personal profile] mori 2021-11-14 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
"Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents."
"Why are piggy banks so wise? They're filled with common cents."
"I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy."
"I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something."
"Where do fruits go on vacation? Pear-is!"

and my personal all-time favorite:
"When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent."

trick or treat~ 👻
hopes: (Default)

[personal profile] hopes 2021-11-15 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
sisi do you really need me to go on about majima. do u

trick or treat...

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