"Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents."
"Why are piggy banks so wise? They're filled with common cents."
"I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy."
"I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something."
"Where do fruits go on vacation? Pear-is!"

and my personal all-time favorite:
"When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent."

trick or treat~ 👻