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this is a jazzy fizzle producshizzle ([personal profile] melocoton) wrote2021-10-14 10:56 pm

colors halloween!


[community profile] colors_tcg halloween event, 2021!
replies may come from [personal profile] pronounces!


To TRICK Nazuna Nii-chan-
Tell him a really bad joke! (Your favorite dad joke.)
Make him embarrassed or try to make him stutter or mix up his words!
Sometimes, you can make him mad if you point out how cute he is!


To TREAT Nazuna Nii-chan-

Tell him a story about a teacher you had that you loved! You can use fake names if you want.

Tell him your favorite character right now, and what makes them your favorite!
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[personal profile] lina_trinch 2021-10-15 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
So this couple is vacationing in Russia, right? They're in Moscow- I'm sorry if you've heard this joke before. They're in Moscow visiting the Red Square and all that. Well, it starts getting cloudy!

The girlfriend is making noise about going back to the hotel and the boyfriend is making noise about staying out because 'it's totally not going to rain' and blah blah blah. They go back and forth about this for a while and she says something like, "We don't even know this place all that well. If it does rain, then today could be a bust."

So he's like, "Okay, fair, let's ask a local."

So they flag down this guard looking guy, right? His little name badge says that his name's "Rudolph" so the boyfriend goes, "Mr. Rudolph, sir, excuse me for a second. My girlfriend and I aren't from here, we missed the weather report, and we were wondering if you knew if it was going to rain today."

Well, Rudolph stares at them for a second, looks around the surroundings, looks up at the sky, does that thing where he licks his finger and measures the wind, and eventually shrugs and is like, "Nah, it's not going to rain."

And the boyfriend turns back to his girlfriend and he's like, "See? Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."








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[personal profile] pronounces 2021-10-15 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
...... Well, the set up was good... my manager keeps giggling at it.... Nihihi. That was pretty good.